Old Friend Pillows

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Yin and Yang Hug

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"Mr. Total Recall"

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

"This is Mozab. I've known him since the year one."

Class Reunion

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

Old Friends

School reunion

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

'Well, if it isn't, Billy Jones!... I thought you were dead!'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Long time no see.'

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

I Thought He Was Dead

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'Hey Frank! It's me Bill! How've you been?'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

'So...you're back.' (to a boomerang).

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Whatever happened to that great looking babe, Susan?'

Next time let's stay in touch!

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

"You're right, they are statins."

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

"Here's to old friends who are hard to shake."