Old Friend T-Shirts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Yin and Yang Hug

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"Mr. Total Recall"

'I went to my high school reunion over the weekend. Some of my classmates changed so much that they didn't even recognize me.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

Class Reunion

"This is Mozab. I've known him since the year one."

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

Next time let's stay in touch!

'Now there's a face from the past.'

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

'Well, if it isn't, Billy Jones!... I thought you were dead!'

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

School reunion

Old Friends

'Whatever happened to that great looking babe, Susan?'

"This is Larry. If I were Matt Damon, he'd be Ben Affleck."

'Long time no see.'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Pst! There's an acid indigestion party in B'wing on Friday..."

'So...you're back.' (to a boomerang).

I Thought He Was Dead

'Hey Frank! It's me Bill! How've you been?'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'