Older Friends T-Shirts

Aging Boomers live longer.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Why bother?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Heavy meals on wheels

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Remote Control Duck

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"You're right, they are statins."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Medication for the elderly