Retired Friends T-Shirts

Gift your retired friends a t-shirt that captures their relaxed spirit with witty sayings and comfortable style—ideal for relaxing days and newfound adventures.

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Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters. mockup

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

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Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are?

Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are? mockup

Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are?

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'Let's do something in bad taste.' mockup

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

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'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.' mockup

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

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"Why bother?"

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Albert & Myra - The End Story

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'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.' mockup

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me." mockup

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

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"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"You really need to think about getting glasses." mockup

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

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"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!" mockup

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll mockup

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

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Heavy meals on wheels

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Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso. mockup

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

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Rejuvenile Delinquents.

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'I'm fighting ageing.'

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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn." mockup

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

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Remote Control Duck

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"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

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