Retired Friends Mugs

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Do You Know Where Your Entitlements Are?

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Why bother?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Heavy meals on wheels

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"You're right, they are statins."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."