Older Couple Friends Mugs

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"Why bother?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Heavy meals on wheels

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Remote Control Duck

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Medication for the elderly

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

Checking for signs of life.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"