Faithful Philanthropist Gifts

The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Please Give

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

Miss Jellyby

"What are we doing wrong?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Men's Prayer Group.