Cautious Philanthropist Gifts

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"I gave on the E train."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Benefactor of children

'I try to help when I can.'

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Health and safety nightmare.

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

Africa

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

'All profits go directly to charity'

I May Or Not Accept Your Donation

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'