Cautious Friend Gifts

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Health and safety nightmare.

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Tunnel of Anxiety

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.

"Better safe than sorry."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

The Secret of Long Life...

A candle for the deceased.

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'