Cautious Cupid Gifts

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Health and safety nightmare.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

Height barrier accident.

Boycott datingsite.com

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten out genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"Better safe than sorry."

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

Beware of Everything.

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!