Caution Lover Gifts

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

Worry tank

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

No Immediate Danger

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Snakeboarding.

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'This is a killer hole!'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Giant bird.

Danger - Quicksand.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Unnecessary alarm company

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Hmm...that's not good...

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

Newest X Games Event-The 5000 Meters With Scissors