Caution Lovers Gifts

Geekasaurus.

Worry tank

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Giant bird.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Unnecessary alarm company

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

Road ends.

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Ethel always insisted on seeing I.D. before opening the door to strangers'

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'