Caution Lovers Gifts

Geekasaurus.

Worry tank

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Giant bird.

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Unnecessary alarm company

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

Road ends.

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

Chemical drug affects Cuba

'Ethel always insisted on seeing I.D. before opening the door to strangers'

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'