Caution Seeker Gifts

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Worry tank

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"It's called being preemptive."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Big bumpers.

Trick or treat surprise.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Laboratory- risk assessor

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'