Safety Seekers Gifts

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

Mask Effectiveness

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Safe harbour

Stun-gun target practice

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Rusk Assessment Form

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

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The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Big bumpers.