Safe Seeker Gifts

Safes: Well-to-do, comfortable, getting by.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Open House of Horrors

New York Netherworld

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Welcome Ghost.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Dolphin

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'