Safe Seeker Gifts

Safes: Well-to-do, comfortable, getting by.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Open House of Horrors

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

New York Netherworld

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Dolphin

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Welcome Ghost.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."