Caution Seeker T-Shirts

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Worry tank

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Geekasaurus.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"It's called being preemptive."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Big bumpers.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Trick or treat surprise.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'