Caution Lover Pillows

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

Worry tank

No Immediate Danger

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Snakeboarding.

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'This is a killer hole!'

Giant bird.

Danger - Quicksand.

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Unnecessary alarm company

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Hmm...that's not good...

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

Stop before it's too late

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