Cautionary Tales Lover Pillows

Dark Alley. Good for your complexion.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Geekasaurus.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Giant bird.

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

"Beware of everything."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Stop before it's too late

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

'You'd think you guys never saw a baby before!'