Cautious Friend T-Shirts

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Health and safety nightmare.

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

"Better safe than sorry."

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

'Not guilty, but we wouldn't buy a used car off him, m' Lud.'

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

The Secret of Long Life...

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

A candle for the deceased.