Cautious Kid T-Shirts

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

No Immediate Danger

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Dad, what is peace?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."