Philanthropic Soul Gifts

Charitable Donation.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Alms Bank

Human Rights for All

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Thanks again, kid!"

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."