Foodie Philanthropy Gifts

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I gave on the E train."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

"But we already had sex."

Honey badger do care.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

Charity mugger

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"Measuring his height isn't enough anymore. We've got to measure his width."