Foodie Partner Gifts

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You do like octopus?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Fast food. Even faster food

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.