Foodie Duo Gifts

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

Salt and Pepper

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"He smelled like ham. I smelled like eggs. I knew we were made for each other."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Hungry child

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

Wine and Cheese

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"We both love Chinese food."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'My compliments to the chef.'

Birds.

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

'Dad still getting the nightmare where the guy orders the Puligny-Montrachet with the guacamole?'

A romantic young couple dining

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."