Food Pairing Enthusiast Gifts

'Everybody, stop and listen! This guy just ordered a zinfandel with lemon sole! Can you believe it?'

'Dad still getting the nightmare where the guy orders the Puligny-Montrachet with the guacamole?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Salt and Pepper

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"We both love Chinese food."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"What would you serve with toast?"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"