Food Pairing Guru Gifts

"Bangers and mash, I'd like you to meet marshmallow and marmite, a really delightful couple. . ."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Salt and Pepper

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"What would you serve with toast?"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

Male and female loves.

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'My compliments to the chef.'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"