Food Pairing Guru Pillows

"Bangers and mash, I'd like you to meet marshmallow and marmite, a really delightful couple. . ."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Salt and Pepper

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"What would you serve with toast?"

"You're too kneady."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

Male and female loves.

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'My compliments to the chef.'