Food And Wine Pairer Pillows

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Red Wine

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Wine and Cheese

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"And do you, Jennifer, take Matthew, knowing that you'll have to educate him about wine and food pairings?"

Makes wine, mashed potato.

'What wine goes best with bourbon?'

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

"Bob, no! You don't drown in white wine with steak!"