Flavor Pairing Pillows

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Coffee Menu

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'