Flavoring Pillows

'Needs salt!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Cheese

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'