Flavoring Gifts

'Needs salt!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Coffee Menu

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'Whatever he's eating.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"