Flavored Candy Gifts

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Needs salt!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Pastries and Candy

Too much cilantro

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'