Flavored Candy Prints

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Needs salt!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Bubble gum leaves

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Too much cilantro

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'