Enjoying Candy Gifts

Dentist next door to the witch in the gingerbread house

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Easter Candy Island.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

How Piñatas Are Born

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Easter Bunny!

Call it Tough Love.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Steroids."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.