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Dentist next door to the witch in the gingerbread house

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

How Piñatas Are Born

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Easter Bunny!

"It's marzipan pigs."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Steroids."

Pick Me Ups.