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"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Soup of the month.

"Too much sugar."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

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