Eating Sweets T-Shirts

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"Another cavity-free visit for Timmy. Have a candy...take the whole box!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Celebrating can be a vicious cycle.

"You complete me."

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

Nothing beats a good candy bar.

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

"That will be ten pounds please fatty."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

"You've got corn syrup oozing from your eyes. Try to cut back on the eye candy."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

A heart shaped cake

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'