Eating Candy Pillows

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Soup of the month.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Party Animals.

"Too much sugar."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'The Burrito King.'