Eating Chocolate Pillows

She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Easter Bunny!

"Rough Flight?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Ice Cream Surgeon

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Soup of the month.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Party Animals.

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Satya Nutella

Pigeon Little