Eating Chocolate Pillows

She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Easter Bunny!

"Rough Flight?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Soup of the month.

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'