Experimental Chocolate Eater Pillows

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Today's special... donuts.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

The dark side of Halloween.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.