Chocolate Egg Admirer Pillows

Keester bunny.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."