Chocolate Egg Admirer Pillows

Keester bunny.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."