Chocolate Egg Critic Pillows

"Really? Why would a rabbit deliver chocolate eggs at Easter? Eggs! Sorry, but it does not make any sense!"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Heart Disease Menu

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"The cookies are always stale."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Med Brittle"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

"I got horse dewormer..."

Candy Land for Adults

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'