Chocolate Egg Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for a chocolate egg critic? Delight a lover of fine chocolates and witty humor with products that poke fun at their discerning taste. Perfect for those who enjoy the humorous side of their sweet tooth, our curated selection brings a blend of clever design and chocolate-loving charm. Whether they’re a chocolate connoisseur or simply appreciate the joke, these gifts are sure to make them smile and feel appreciated.

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"Really? Why would a rabbit deliver chocolate eggs at Easter? Eggs! Sorry, but it does not make any sense!"

"Really? Why would a rabbit deliver chocolate eggs at Easter? Eggs! Sorry, but it does not make any sense!" mockup

"Really? Why would a rabbit deliver chocolate eggs at Easter? Eggs! Sorry, but it does not make any sense!"

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"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York." mockup

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

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You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored! mockup

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

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'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.' mockup

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

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"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?" mockup

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

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Heart Disease Menu

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"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!" mockup

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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"The cookies are always stale."

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Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?' mockup

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

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"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing." mockup

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

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The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons mockup

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

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"The originator of the office birthday party."

"The originator of the office birthday party." mockup

"The originator of the office birthday party."

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"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?" mockup

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

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"Med Brittle"

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"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ." mockup

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

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"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria." mockup

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

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'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup) mockup

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

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"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!" mockup

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

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Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!" mockup

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

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"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?" mockup

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

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'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.' mockup

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

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"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection." mockup

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

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Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

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With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well. mockup

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

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"I got horse dewormer..."

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Candy Land for Adults

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"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich." mockup

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

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"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

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"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later." mockup

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

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'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.' mockup

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

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'These are Trans-Fat free, right?' mockup

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

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Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty. mockup

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

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'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?' mockup

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

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'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.' mockup

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

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Chocolate Egg Critic Gifts Collection

Chocolate Egg Critic Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs perfect for chocolate egg critics who love humor with their morning brew.

Chocolate Egg Critic Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to any chocolate enthusiast’s home décor.

Chocolate Egg Critic Prints

Browse our witty print artworks to celebrate the humorous side of chocolate critique in any space.

Chocolate Egg Critic T-Shirts

Check out our playful T-shirts that let chocolate lovers showcase their sweet, critical humor in style.