Confectionery Critique Gifts

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Our visit to the flan factory.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Chocolate Shop

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Deicing on the cake.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"The cookies are always stale."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

Greedy child

"Med Brittle"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Bon Bons Away!'

Citizen Cane...

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"We were trying to cuddle."