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Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Chocolate Shop

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Parisian man eating pastries

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Deicing on the cake.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'Bon Bons Away!'

Citizen Cane...

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Med Brittle"

"We were trying to cuddle."

Greedy child

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons