Cake Critics T-Shirts

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Frosting the Snowman

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"More cake?"

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

The cake diet.

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'Looks like the honeymoon period is over.'

Scottish Birthday