Cake Critics Pillows

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"More cake?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

The cake diet.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

"An intellectual is a man who can look at a Mondrian without thinking of Battenburg cake."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

Scottish Birthday

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Looks like the honeymoon period is over.'