Cake Skeptic Pillows

The Originator of the office birthday party...

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Panettone

Make your resolutions achievable.

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Somewhere in France

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.