Crab Cake Critic T-Shirts

'Why, these crabcakes are ninety percent filling. I do believe they've lost a customer.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A dog at the bakery.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

My comfort zone

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Dogs and Cake

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'