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Eating too many crab cakes had a profound effect on Dave.

Diner.

Desert Island Meals.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Crab with a clown face.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Panettone

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Doctor in a cake

Swimming Prankster

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

I made you a cake!

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'